I'm Mathew.

Now living in Bristol.

I'm generally a bit of a tit most of the time; although occasionally I'll surprise people with something rather intelligent.

 

consultingmyviolin:

sgtsquishy:

bootylicious-buggy:

krazykat-minionofmisha:

queerlittlelady:

Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.

Omg the last gif it waved back omg

So many people always seem to forget just how intelligent elephants are.

the elephant drew the other elephant.

THE ELEPHANT ACTUALLY DREW THE OTHER MOTHERFREAKIN ELEPHANT 

Elephants are the greatest things on the face of the freaking planet.

(Source: toptumbles)

dreamwurks:

getonyourdancingsh0es:

eatsleepcrap:

It’s official, British Problems is my favourite thing off reddit

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JUST

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LOOK

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AT

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ALL

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THE 

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POLITE

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BRITISH

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AWKWARDNESS

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AHHH!

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that second one genuinely terrifies me.

this isnt normal for the rest of the world

factsandchicks:

A Japanese soldier who didn’t know a war had ended, hid in a jungle for 29 years killing people, and farmer’s pigs to survive. To get him to stop, his old commanding officer met him and ordered him to surrender.
source

factsandchicks:

A Japanese soldier who didn’t know a war had ended, hid in a jungle for 29 years killing people, and farmer’s pigs to survive. To get him to stop, his old commanding officer met him and ordered him to surrender.

source